LIKE THE PHOTOS?

They might be the last ones on here for a while, because I just realised that my digital camera's battery charger is sitting in a box under several hundred kilograms of junk in my storage container in Sydney. I'm a smart cookie.

There's a tiny bit of life left in my battery, and I'm saving it in case I happen to bump into a celebrity doing something (or someone) embarrassing so I can sell it to the London papparazzi for £10,000. Sounds like a very sensible and realistic financial plan to me. In fact, maybe I should stop looking for work and start looking for celebrities full time??