THE IPOD KNOWS ALL

A bit of fun (thanks Scotty)...

1. Put your iTunes or Ipod on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer.
3. You must write that song name down no matter how ridiculous it sounds!

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
You'll Never Walk Alone - Nina Simone
(oh, isn't that sweet?)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Complicated - Avril Lavigne
(unfortunately, all too true)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Wish You Well - Bernard Fanning
(it's all about you)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
The Birds and the Bees - Jewel Akins
(it's not really)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Rock and Roll is Here to Stay - Sha-Na-Na
(I wish this came up as my motto)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
All The Money or the Simple Life Honey - The Dandy Warhols
(perfect, and I didn't even know I had this song)

WHAT IS 2+2?
Mamma Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J
(your question clearly insults the iPod god)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Late Again - Compulsion
(haha, very apt)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Many Rivers To Cross - UB40
(these answers a bit spooky)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Black Betty - Ram Jam
(what, you didn't realise I had a child? The damn thing went wild. Bam-ba-lam)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Freakalude - Basement Jaxx
(no comment)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Whatta Man - Salt'n'Pepa
(it's getting spooky again!)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Ruby Tuesday - Rolling Stones
(I was born on a Tuesday, though probably not a Ruby one)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Push Upstairs - Underworld

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Gonna Have A Funky Good Time - James Brown
(what a brilliant idea!)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Shimmy - System of a Down
(apparently to Shimmy is to shake, wobble or vibrate. Sounds fun!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Satin Only - Ammonia
(only high class friends for me)

WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Common People - Blur
(oh yes, darling, that sounds ever so dreadful)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Carry On - Motorace
(perhaps something in my carry-on luggage?)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Scentless Apprentice - Nirvana
(er..?)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Do You Love Me - The Contours

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Holding Out For A Hero - Frou Frou

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying - Belle & Sebastian
(brilliant)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
White Skin Black Heart - Midnight Oil

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Hazard - Richard Marx
(oh dear)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Tell Me How - Even
(man, would I love to time travel)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
My Way - Frank Sinatra

Some of those were great! I've actually used my iPod to help me make decisions in the past. Put the iPod on shuffle, think of a question, press play. You should try it! I'm surprised it isn't recommended by career counsellors or therapists as a means of setting one's direction in life. It's worked for me so far ;)